Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2009

{What's Your Pleasure?}

I have a pretty active sex life. {More than once a day, 5-6 days a week} It's extremely good! We have a very open and honest relationship, and I think that makes it even better.
I wonder what men really desire in the bed. I know I do my part to keep it spicy, but..."What Do Men Really Want?" I know alot of guys are into porn, shit, so am I...but is that porn fantasy really what guys are interested in...not just for the night, but for the long haul? Can you really handle a bitch hangin from the chandeliers every night? Do men desire a 'SLUT' every night? I think variety is the spice of life. It's good to fuck, but sometimes making love is where it's at. I mean....sweaty, passionate, body bonding love making.
I'm really into bringing fashion into the bedroom. 7' inch stripper heels, Corsets and other Lingerie. I like to look good for my man at all times. Alot of times, I just like to be comfortable when I'm posted around the house. When we're in bed....it's a different story.
There are alot of different preferences when it comes to what you want in the boudoir. I, ,myself like to keep it unpredictable. One night, you may get Heather Hunter...and the next night you might just get "Me" and either way, you should consider yourself a very lucky muthafucka.....

The moral of this story is: Get it in....however you like it.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

{The Guide To Being A TRUE Bad Bitch}


Not every woman is a BAD BITCH! Let me take a few moments to break this shit down, because it is a science.

I A TRUE Bad Bitch, can turn water into wine. She knows how to make something out of nothing.


II A TRUE Bad Bitch, knows how to hold her family together...with or without a man.


III A TRUE Bad Bitch, can speak proper english when need be, but can switch that off and mesh with her 'people' at the drop of a dime.


IV A TRUE Bad Bitch, is pretty...without or without make-up...she stays fly.


V A TRUE Bad Bitch, is EDUCATED.


VI A TRUE Bad Bitch, is REAL. She speakes her mind and gets her point across.


VII A TRUE Bad Bitch, loves herself first and foremost.


VIII A TRUE Bad Bitch, keeps herself up....from head to toe. {I can't always afford to go to the salon, but I can make it do what it do {refer to I. LOL}


IX A True Bad Bitch, can pull a BAD ASS NIGGA....even if she's pulling him from another broad. LOL


X A TRUE Bad Bitch, is a WOMAN, a real WOMAN before anything else.


ANY QUESTIONS????