{The Guide To Being A TRUE Bad Bitch}

Not every woman is a BAD BITCH! Let me take a few moments to break this shit down, because it is a science.

I A TRUE Bad Bitch, can turn water into wine. She knows how to make something out of nothing.

II A TRUE Bad Bitch, knows how to hold her family together...with or without a man.

III A TRUE Bad Bitch, can speak proper english when need be, but can switch that off and mesh with her 'people' at the drop of a dime.

IV A TRUE Bad Bitch, is pretty...without or without make-up...she stays fly.

V A TRUE Bad Bitch, is EDUCATED.

VI A TRUE Bad Bitch, is REAL. She speakes her mind and gets her point across.

VII A TRUE Bad Bitch, loves herself first and foremost.

VIII A TRUE Bad Bitch, keeps herself up....from head to toe. {I can't always afford to go to the salon, but I can make it do what it do {refer to I. LOL}

IX A True Bad Bitch, can pull a BAD ASS NIGGA....even if she's pulling him from another broad. LOL

X A TRUE Bad Bitch, is a WOMAN, a real WOMAN before anything else.

ANY QUESTIONS????

Who Is This Bitch??!! {The Intro}

I'm the 'Fat' chick...the one you never think you have to worry about. I'm the 'funny' one. The one that always looks so innocent. I'm the 'shy' one....girl next door in glasses. The girl who doesn't stand out in the crowd....cause she doesn't have to, to be noticed. Hmmmm....on the other hand, I'm the girl you gotta watch out for. The down ass, real chick. I'm wifey @ home. I'm the side chick @ YOUR home. I'm YOUR mans secret. You think you got him, don't you? Think again. I'm a woman, I'm grown and I do whatever the fuck I want to...including your man. NO!! Don't get it twisted....not because I'm a hoe, or a home wrecker....but because I CAN. Please believe whatever we do IS mutually beneficial. I get what I want, and that's that. When I think about it....I wish that I had never met some of these lame ass, little dick havin niggas. If he's steppin out with me, it's probably doing you a favor. So, with that being said....I guess I'm your "Frienemey". I AM that Bitch...and it's been a pleasure meeting you!