"I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS..."

HE says to her. GOTCHA...you thought that title was about a female, huh? LOL

So while talking to my bestie....we ending up conversing about one of her play-toys. Lately, he's been interested in her doing anal on him. At first I was a little creeped out by it, but while researching online tonite, I found out that there is a literal term for women fuckin men in the ass with a strap-on, and it's called 'Pegging'. {I SO can't wait to talk to her tomorrow}

I read that 'Pegging' came about in the 1970's in porno flicks.

It's been around for a minute. I always thought that if a man wanted anything in his ass, he was automatically GAY. That was my ignorance I guess.

It turns out that some men enjoy penetration of some sort, just like we do. I guess it's no different. I think a lot of it comes from the way boys are brought up. ASS PLAY IS GAY PLAY. I figure that as long as he's not requesting that a man fuck him...it's not a big deal....or is it. To some it may be..go figure. As I stated in an earlier entry "everybody's got their thing". It could be feet, tits, genital torture {which I will discuss at a later time} or anything for that matter.

We are brought up to believe that penetration is for a man to perform on a woman-{Period} In this day and age, anything is possible. My 'current' ain't havin it!! Uh-uh! That's not to say I wouldn't be open to it. I've touched on the topic with him, and he's like "Hell NAW!! So I just left it alone. He would be thee only person I would feel comfortable trying it with, because we have history together. As it would be new to him, it's would be DAMN new to my ass....no pun intended. I never could understand though, how lesbian women don't like men, but date butch women...and get fucked with dildos?? Couldn't you just date men? Oh well.

And yes, this photo is of a woman. WOW!

I believe the world would be a much better place if we were more accepting of different things. I'm not saying we have to act on it, but just understand that, somethings that people do, are just what they do, and to them it's normal...just like some of the freaky things we do are normal to us. There are however, some exceptions to this rule: Bestiality, Children....OFF LIMITS!!

I have a few little dark, freaky secrets of my own that I plan to reveal later on in this blog of mine, so stay tuned. The moral of the story is this: Hot Dogs are always for buns!

{The Guide To Being A TRUE Bad Bitch}

Not every woman is a BAD BITCH! Let me take a few moments to break this shit down, because it is a science.

I A TRUE Bad Bitch, can turn water into wine. She knows how to make something out of nothing.

II A TRUE Bad Bitch, knows how to hold her family together...with or without a man.

III A TRUE Bad Bitch, can speak proper english when need be, but can switch that off and mesh with her 'people' at the drop of a dime.

IV A TRUE Bad Bitch, is pretty...without or without make-up...she stays fly.

V A TRUE Bad Bitch, is EDUCATED.

VI A TRUE Bad Bitch, is REAL. She speakes her mind and gets her point across.

VII A TRUE Bad Bitch, loves herself first and foremost.

VIII A TRUE Bad Bitch, keeps herself up....from head to toe. {I can't always afford to go to the salon, but I can make it do what it do {refer to I. LOL}

IX A True Bad Bitch, can pull a BAD ASS NIGGA....even if she's pulling him from another broad. LOL

X A TRUE Bad Bitch, is a WOMAN, a real WOMAN before anything else.

ANY QUESTIONS????

"The Midget"

{Well....I was just talking to my girl, and we both agree that this blogging shit is an addiction!!}

I am a very short girl...5'4. Maybe 5'7 in heels.

I tend to lean towards guys that are taller than me. I love a man that towers over me...6'0 and up. My 'current' is only 5'9, but he's still taller than me. I'm all for accepting a man for 'who he is' but if 'who he is' is shorter than me...it's not gonna work. I have standards damn it!! Some men don't like big girls, I don't like short men. My ideal man is {((6'4, Chocolate complected, with a build like Terrell Owens, Goatee, and a bald head))} If my 'current' was taller, with a more muscular build, he'd be right on track! LOL

So...let me rewind to March of '06. I was visiting my hometown, and I decided to hang out with some of my girls from high school. We decided to head to 6 Night Club. Me and the 'current' were together then, but he was hanging, and so was I. {to.say.the.least.} I was a bad bitch that night...dressed in all black with red shoes, handbag and accessories. Anyway, we get in the club and head straight upstairs. The atmosphere was real grown and sexy...with a few nobody's mixed in. Anyway, I decided to head down toward the bar. I'm leaning on the bar and, feeling my groove-when I get a tap on my shoulder. I turn around, and there was a 5'5 leprechaun standing in front of me. OK! OK! OK! What the fuck? Now, I've never been one to outright disrespect anyone, this night was no exception. In his defense, other than being a 'fidget', he was fairly attractive, dressed nice and smelled superb-Issey Miyake, I later found out. I took a breath, and said hello. He said hi, complimented my ensemble and offered to buy me a drink. I obliged, all while thinkin 'Is this nigga tall enough to ride a Cedar Point rollercoaster?' Anyway, we danced, he bought a few more drinks for my girls and I, and was feeling him, I can't even lie. After the club let out, we decided to go to IHOP and just talk more. My girls weren't down, so I decided to just ride with him. 'Midget' earned more points when I saw the ride. It was a 06' Pontiac GTO. LOVED IT! Anyway we get to IHOP and the conversation is going good. I still felt a little 'turned off'. I decided to tell him how I was feeling. I told him that 'short' guys aren't my thing. He smiled, and said 'Cool'. Then he said what I hate to hear, even in these situations..."maybe we can just be friends?" Now I know you're probably thinking, that I'm mental, but I mean the friends speech was supposed to come from me. I mean, I'm the one with the height complex! LOL But whatever, it is what it is. We talked the day after, and that was that. I guess everyone has 'their type'...short just isn't my type....yeah and I think the thought of a small dick scares THEE fuck out of me.....to be continued.................................

Do Men Kiss and Tell??

I know women do!! LOL We love to share our dirty indiscretions with our girls. Big Dicks. Small Dicks. Fat Dicks. Skinny Dicks! Ate it! Didn't eat it! Whatever the case may be. We can and are always willing to Kiss and Tell. It's common practice to discuss who you 'fucked' the night before-in VIVID detail. That leads me to wonder....do men kiss and tell the same way us women do? Are they honest about the way things went down.

Do they inflate the truth to get props from the fellas?

Or do they keep things to themselves. I highly doubt that, but for some men, it may be possible.

Women are brutally honest when it comes to talking about a mans sexual performance. If men were the same way, how would we feel?

I'm sure most, if not all women would be pissed if we were flies on the wall, when the fellas got together and it was brought up that we 'didn't know how to suck dick'. WHAT??? It would be like "I Sucked the HELLLLLLLLLL out of that niggas little ass dick!" LOL I guess in the male/female world somethings are just going to be unknown on the opposite side of the fence. I speak for myself when I say...I can FUCK THEE hell out of a dick, and I HAVE NO GAG REFLEX! WHAT?! Now....with that being said...if your dick is little, and you have no stamina-be sure to tell your boys that so that can make an accurate decision about what popped off! LOL